Politisitosis is an infestation of politisites – political parasites. It is an extremely aggressive infestation. A mere 435 politisites have brought our nation to its present condition.
Politicites use insider information gleaned from their position to enrich themselves and their families at the expense of the private sector. They jet around the world on vacations they call "fact finding missions" at the expense of their constituents. They work a mere 135 days or 942 hours a year and spend 230 days a year on golf courses and in cocktail lounges and brothels – for which they are paid $174,000 taxpayer dollars.
Politisites vote themselves exorbitant salaries, pensions, and health care plans, all paid for by the American taxpayer. They solicit bribes from corporations and other interests to pass legislation injurious to their host. They concoct preposterous disinformation campaigns such as "global warming" to distract their host from the fact that they are being bled dry.
Politisites care nothing for the wellbeing of their host. Like all parasites, their cognitive capability is not adequate to the consideration of the ultimate consequences of their parasitism – the death of their host.
How do we get politisites? Actually, we make them ourselves. how do you make a politisite? You send an otherwise normal person to Washington DC and leave them there for ten years.