We have a feckless legislative system that seems more interested in lining their pockets than in addressing the needs and concerns of the People who hired them and who pay their bloated salaries.
We have an educational system that is inculcating our children with the brutality of Islam and the perversion of sodomy.
And we have an illegally elected President who is using his office to aid and abet the enemies of the United States and to destroy the Constitution and the hard-won independence of the United States.
But this is not a time for despair. In desperate times, men of faith and courage must take desperate measures. Let us take inspiration from those brave men who, 239 years ago today, risked all – even life itself – for the right to breath free.
Let us resolve on this momentous day to rededicate ourselves to fight against tyranny wherever we find it and with whatever weapons we can forge for our common defense. We are Americans, with a proud history of fighting for our freedom to think and do as we damn please. And it is that very independence that binds us together into an invincible force against evil.
And as we enjoy our hot dogs and potato salad and beer on this momentous day, let us pause for a moment to remember those less fortunate – such as Pretendent Obama, who is fasting for Ramadan.